Of laptop addictions...

Well I'm back.
And I am well and truly addicted to my laptop.
Dell XPS M1330...oh how I love you.
As far as one can love an inanimate object, that is, and that, as history tells us, is pretty far.
I would put this little baby in the blow up doll category...sure it may not have the same holes in the same places, but hell...it turns me on like no other three dimensional non-living entity.
If she died, was lost, stolen, ran away from home, or other such unforeseen calamaties, what would I do?
Get a new one pretty quickly with the insurance money, is what.
So why and how am I addicted?
I wasn't a year ago...I didn't even have my XPS then.
I had a computer at work and one at home, but I wasn't obsessed.
I blame football fanaticism, gmail email, journalism, social networking and the greatest of all evils - facebook and my space.
I used to only have a few of these to contend with, but now I have them all.
And I love it.
It's amazing how much thought you can apply to your day, how many little contributions you can make to hundreds of people's lives around this universe simply by being logged on to the www.
OK, I'm done.
My sleeping pills are starting to work and it's time for a break.
No doubt I will see you again in cyberspace...I look forward to making your acquaintance.